Tag: humor
group name: posterpointchild
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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March 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their . . . more
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April 03, 2008 11:04 PM EDT --
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name . . . more
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May 22, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep
with my wife before we got married, Did you?'Leroy replied, 'I'm . . . more
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June 25, 2008 08:13 AM EDT --
Some of the Best 'Out of Office' Automatic email Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Please be prepared for . . . more
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July 01, 2008 10:18 AM EDT --
Rules Of Washington D.C.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
- Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
- There is always one more son of a gun than you . . . more
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March 15, 2008 03:43 PM EDT --
HIS:
1. Pull up to drive through ATM.
2. Insert card.
3. Enter PIN number.
4. Take cash, card and receipt
HERS:
1. Pull up to drive through . . . more
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March 15, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
. . . more
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March 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT --
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's . . . more
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . . more
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May 20, 2008 10:26 AM EDT --
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back
to her and told her that she had made a mistake . . . more
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January 14, 2008 02:29 PM EST --
I have to share this one because it was so bad. No, really, I have to.
Carl was married to a woman named Betty was was a real nagger. She never shut up, and one day it got to be more than . . . more
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January 21, 2008 06:30 PM EST --
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s . . . more
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January 30, 2008 06:49 PM EST --
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bed sheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets: . . . more
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February 09, 2008 08:44 PM EST --
I have regretted many things in my life...three marriages, several jobs. Nothing as much as the digital video camera I gave my wife for Christmas. It records directly to DVD, but there is . . . more
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January 29, 2008 09:11 PM EST --
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
" Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest . . . more
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January 30, 2008 07:30 PM EST --
* You pronounce "sin" with two syllables.
* You enjoy talking to people in King James English.
* You are building your own pulpit for your living room.
* You think hair tonic is . . . more
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January 31, 2008 04:38 PM EST --
For everyone who has ever received or given an evaluation, just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations...
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July 02, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
I have a small house. A tiny cape cod style home in a middle class neighborhood. It's nice, sturdy, and well kept but it's small for a family of five. Four teens makes it even harder, . . . more
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